Pull to Perch

Field notes

The towns.

Nineteen places from Chacala to Yelapa and up into the Sierra, written by someone who lives here.

Up the coast

Nayarit · The far north

Chacala

Your own little world.

You want to be a little hard to reach. A tiny bay, surf by panga, an expat scene that knows each other's names, and Marina Chacala up the hill with one of the prettiest private beaches you can imagine.

The catchFar from a grocery store, a hospital, even a gas station.

Also see Lo de Marcos, San Pancho · Opposite: Hotel Zone

Nayarit · Jaltemba Bay

Guayabitos

Weekend Mexico.

You came for Mexico, not for the expat bubble. Buses roll in Saturday, the beach fills with families, the Monday market sets up on the plaza, and nobody's pouring oat-milk lattes.

The catchA lot of real estate here isn't titled, and some may still be ejido land. Have a Mexican real estate attorney check the title before you put money down.

Also see Lo de Marcos · Opposite: Punta de Mita

Nayarit · Up the coast

Lo de Marcos

Slow down.

You'd rather walk a mile of empty beach than fight for a chair. A flat grid, RVs in winter, an art scene on its way up. It isn't Sayulita fifteen years ago. It's its own thing.

The catchFar from a big grocery store. No big views in town. Touristy, but only in season.

Also see Chacala, San Pancho · Opposite: Zona Romántica

Sayulita and San Pancho

Nayarit · The artist cousin

San Pancho

The artist cousin.

You clap for the sunset. You'd rather help build a town than consume one: a kids' circus started by a Cirque du Soleil founder, a polo club behind the hills, and neighbors who push back on condos.

The catchVery expensive, with no easy beach access and a beach that isn't super friendly. Frequent power outages and water shortages.

Also see Sayulita, Chacala · Opposite: Hotel Zone

Nayarit · Pueblo Mágico

Sayulita

A little of everything.

You want it all within six blocks: the break, the plaza, the rooftop dinner, the 2am taco. Sayulita is the kid who has everything and isn't perfect at anything, and you're fine with that.

The catchPower outages and water shortages. The nightlife can cause quite a scene, and it can be very loud at night.

Also see San Pancho · Opposite: Nuevo Vallarta

Punta de Mita and the north bay

Nayarit · North of the bay

Litibú & Higuera Blanca

Quiet beach, real town.

You like getting in early. A private beach and a Greg Norman course, pre-sales still on paper, and a real Mexican town up the road that comes alive after work.

The catchStill being built. Higuera Blanca is quiet during the day while everybody's at work.

Also see Punta de Mita, San Pancho · Opposite: Zona Romántica

Nayarit · The pueblo

Punta de Mita

Surf first.

You'd trade a nightlife for a break you can walk to. The pueblo gives you some of the best surf on the coast, a beach strip of serious restaurants, and world-class reefs five minutes out by panga.

The catchVery boring nightlife and limited things to do. Housing in the pueblo is still fairly high, with little space to grow outside town.

Also see Litibú, Conchas Chinas · Opposite: Guayabitos

Nayarit · The gated peninsula

Punta Mita Resort

The top of the market.

You've earned quiet. A 1,500-acre gated peninsula, two Jack Nicklaus courses, five beach clubs, and neighbors who guard their privacy as carefully as you do.

The catchVery boring nightlife, limited things to do, and very expensive.

Also see Conchas Chinas, Litibú · Opposite: Guayabitos

Around the bay

Nayarit · The bay

La Cruz

Salt air and Sunday mornings.

You'd rather know the fish guy than the DJ. Boats in the marina, the biggest market on the bay every Sunday, and nobody asking where the party is.

The catchCan be slow and boring, with less of a community than Sayulita, San Pancho or Bucerías.

Also see Bucerías, Marina Vallarta · Opposite: Zona Romántica

Nayarit · The bay

Bucerías

Discovered, still easygoing.

You want a real town with a plaza and a footbridge, and La Comer ten minutes away. A little old Mexico, a little Wild West, and more Canadians than Americans.

The catchFairly overbuilt and crowded now, more urban than it used to be. Expect some traffic and water issues.

Also see Nuevo Vallarta, La Cruz · Opposite: San Sebastián

Nayarit · The bay

Nuevo Vallarta

Easy living.

You like things that work. Wide streets, a gate that opens, a golf cart that starts. You'd rather drive to dinner than wander for it, and you'd like to be home by ten.

The catchLots of driving; you're not really close to anything. Restaurants are pricey, and beach access isn't easy.

Also see Marina Vallarta, Bucerías · Opposite: Sayulita

Puerto Vallarta, north to south

Jalisco · Puerto Vallarta

Marina Vallarta

Life by the water.

You'd rather keep a boat than a lawn. About 450 slips, a Thursday night market at the whale statue, the American School down the road, and the airport so close you can hear it.

The catchThe airport is overhead. The marina is the only real commercial zone: touristy, a bit expensive, and it can get old.

Also see Nuevo Vallarta · Opposite: San Sebastián

Jalisco · Puerto Vallarta

Hotel Zone, Fluvial & Versalles

The city, three ways.

You want the city to work for you. Pick your flavor: a tower on the sand in the Hotel Zone, Costco and room to grow in Fluvial, or Versalles, where the place downstairs knows your name.

The catchCan get boring and isn't walkable, so you drive to restaurants and often need reservations. Fluvial has sewer issues, hopefully fixed in the next couple of years.

Also see Marina Vallarta, Nuevo Vallarta · Opposite: San Pancho

Jalisco · Puerto Vallarta

Centro

Classic Vallarta.

When you picture Puerto Vallarta, this is what you see: the Malecón, the cathedral crown, white houses stacked up the hill, and the beach at the end of almost every street.

The catchTouristy. The Malecón is the biggest tourist trap in Vallarta; everybody goes there.

Also see Zona Romántica, Versalles · Opposite: Nuevo Vallarta

Jalisco · Puerto Vallarta

Zona Romántica

Never boring.

You'd rather be overstimulated than bored. Beach bars at noon, a club at 5am, a weekend market in Lázaro Cárdenas Park, and new condo buildings that make it all feel like a city.

The catchCan be a little over the top. A big, out-and-proud gay scene and a party zone with clubs open till 6am. Fun in the daytime.

Also see Centro, Sayulita · Opposite: San Sebastián

Jalisco · South of town

Conchas Chinas & Amapas

Night of the Iguana.

You want the view more than the walk. White haciendas in the jungle above the bay, built by the early rich and famous, with the Zona Romántica just down the hill.

The catchHard to get to: you cross all of Vallarta to reach it. Far from Costco and the airport, with no easy access to the beach.

Also see Punta de Mita, Centro hills · Opposite: Fluvial

Jalisco · By boat only

Boca de Tomatlán & Yelapa

Where the road ends.

You want the road to run out. Take the water taxi from Boca to Yelapa, Quimixto or Las Ánimas: waterfall hikes, a night in a little hotel, a beach club for the day.

The catchBoat access only past Boca. Not really a place to live; one of the best one- or two-night escapes around.

Also see Conchas Chinas, Chacala · Opposite: Nuevo Vallarta

The Sierra

Jalisco · The Sierra

San Sebastián del Oeste

The perfect kind of boring.

You want fog, pine and a fire in the cabin. Four other people on the plaza on a Tuesday. An old mining town that once held 20,000 people and now mostly holds its breath.

The catchAbout an hour and a half from PV, and very quiet during the week.

Also see Mascota · Opposite: Zona Romántica

Jalisco · The Sierra

Mascota

The real mountain town.

You want a mountain town that's still a working town: a proper plaza, music and church events, the Unfinished Temple, and a crater lake down the road. Raicilla country.

The catchAbout two hours from PV, and more of a farming hub than a getaway.

Also see San Sebastián del Oeste · Opposite: Punta de Mita

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